johncalvin 1. Memorize TULIP.

2. Study Reformed Theology (here’s a place to start)

3. Read the Westminster Confession of Faith (for the 50th time this year for you Presbyterians).

4. Plan a trip to Geneva (or take one if you can quickly arrange it).

5. Watch the movie (Luther). Ok this isn’t about Calvin but it is about the founder of the reformation and an excellent movie.

6. Have a religious statue, image/icon destroying ceremony.

7. Enjoy a meal of Swiss or French origin (like Swiss cheese and French Fries).

8. Make sure you do not swear, gamble, or dance (even at weddings: apologies to my friend Elvis who is getting married on this fine day).

9. Be sure you attend church this week or be penalized (unless you have a good excuse, but it’d better be good). tn_calvinus

10. Enjoy a Calvinus beer. Note: this beer is hard to get, you basically have to go to Switzerland to get it. If you are not fortunate to be living in  Switzerland, acquire some other beer of choice (a blonde ale), remove the label, slap a picture of Calvin on it and pretend it is a Calvinus. Then, to John Calvin - Prost!

bonus: read this fine article on Calvin by my good friend Bill Petro.

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I have always thought that monks living in seclusion in Bavaria were the gurus on good brewing techniques. Apparently, I sb_hwas wrong. I do enjoy a good beer and having lived in Germany for five years, I've acquired a taste for a good brew, not to mention that I also homebrew on occasion.  Given my interest in the the Torah, Redemptive history and Jewish studies, it seems fitting that I would enjoy the beer brewed by the Shmaltz Brewing Company named HE' BREW, The Chosen Beer.   I love their names:  Genesis Ale: Our First Creation (I'll have to work this into my term paper on creation, LOL!) I love this one, Messiah Bold: It's the beer you've been waiting for!  This beer is actually certified kosher by rabbinical standards! What appears to have been started as a joke according to one article has resulted in a really good micro-brew; this beer is excellent!

The website even provides recipes.  I'm looking at their seasonal beer, Jewbelation 5766: In 5766, the Chanukah lights will shine a little brighterGenesisAlesmLooks complicated, so I'm going to have to confer with some brewing buddies to see if this can be simplified for homebrewers.

L'Chaim!

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This was really funny. Watch.

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Every now and then while listening to new releases on Napster I find a truly gifted musician.  Sierra Hull, a 16-year old mandolin prodigy is such an artist. For those that appreciate bluegrass, you'll want to listen to her new album Secrets which was just released this month, I believe.

You can watch Sierra (a much younger Sierra) performing with Alison Krauss below, be careful though, you can't sit still and listen to this - almost spilled coffee on my keyboard!  Have fun!

 

Click here for more on Sierra Hull

 

Cluck Old Hen

Cluck old hen, cluck and sing
Ain't laid an egg since 'way last spring.

Cluck old hen, cluck and squall
Ain't laid an egg since 'way last fall.

My old hen's a good old hen
She lays eggs for the railroad men.

Sometimes one, sometimes two
Sometimes enough for the whole damn crew.

Sometimes nine, sometimes ten
That's enough eggs for the railroad men.

My old hen, she won't do
She lays eggs and taters too.

The old hen, she's raised on a farm
Now she's in the new ground, diggin' up corn.

The first time she cackled, she cackled a lot
Next time she cackled, cackled in the pot.

From: Vester Jones. Folkways 3811

The old hen cackled, she cackled in the lot
The next time she cackled, she cackled in the pot

The old hen cackled, she cackled for corn
The old hen cackled, now the chickens all gone

That old hen, she’s raised on a farm
Now she’s on new ground, digging up corn

From Brad Leftwich. Round Peak Style Clawhammer Banjo. Words from Tommy Jarrell. Key A

Cluclk old hen, cluck I said
Cluck old hen your widdies all dead

Cluck old hen, cluck for corn
Cluck old hen your widdies all gone

My old hen’s a good old hen
She lays eggs for railroad men
Sometimes one, sometimes two
Sometimes enough for the whole dang crew

I had an old he, she had a wooden leg
The best dang hen that ever laid an egg
She laid more eggs than the hens around the barn
Another little drink wouldn’t do me no harm

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